15 The bouncer, Język angielski, Extra English, transcripts,
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Episode 15
Narrative
HECTOR
Ohh, ohhh!
ANNIE
Hector, stop being such a baby.
HECTOR
But it hurts!
ANNIE
I haven't touched you yet.
HECTOR
Ohhh.
ANNIE
Now stay still.
You will just feel a little needle prick.
HECTOR
Oh, go on then.
Hurt me, do it!
ANNIE
Hector!
HECTOR
Ohhhhh.
ANNIE
Hector!
HECTOR
Ohhhhh!
ANNIE
I've done it.
HECTOR
Huh?
ANNIE
I've removed the splinter.
HECTOR
Huh? Oh, er, yes, I knew that. I was joking.
ANNIE
What is it, are you scared of needles?
HECTOR
Who, me? Don't be silly. But it was a very painful splinter.
ANNIE
OK, so if you're not scared of needles, would you have a tattoo?
HECTOR
A tattoo?!
Yes, yes, I would.
ANNIE
Go on then, tough guy.
HECTOR
OK, I'll have one if you have one.
ANNIE
OK. OK, it's a deal.
Oh, by the way, Hector...
HECTOR
Hmm?
ANNIE
I had this done this morning.
But then, a deal is a deal, isn't it?
Sound of door slamming
NICK
I - want a word with you.
ANNIE
Tough guy, eh?
HECTOR
Yeah. What do you want?
NICK
I - don't. I don't. I... keep forgetting this bit: I - don't - like - your - face.
ANNIE
OK, so is this for television or theatre?
NICK
Nope.
This is real. This is me.
ANNIE
And you are...?
NICK
Can't you guess?
Guys, you are looking at Muscles.
HECTOR
Where?
NICK
No, no, no. It's my new name. I am the new man on the door at Ice.
ANNIE
What, you're a bouncer?
HECTOR
What is a bouncer?
ANNIE
It's someone who throws people out of night-clubs.
NICK
Uh-uh-uh. I am an entry executive.
ANNIE
So you throw people out of the club.
NICK
Yeah.
ANNIE
Yeah.
Nick, my granny could beat you up.
NICK
Ah!
But if your granny came to Ice and caused trouble, I would have to ask her to leave.
Besides, I'd have Knuckles, Cruncher and Muncher to back me up.
HECTOR
Who?
NICK
The other bouncers.
HECTOR
Yeah, right.
Sound of door slamming
NICK
Hi, sweetie.
BRIDGET
Has someone died?
NICK
No, not yet.
BRIDGET
Why are you dressed in black then?
NICK
Because, baby, you are looking at the new man on the door at Ice.
BRIDGET
You are on the door at Ice?
NICK
Uh-huh.
BRIDGET
But that's.., but that's wonderful news! What shall I wear? I'll call the girls to find out what they're wearing.
NICK
The thing is, Bridget, if your name's not on the guest list, then you can't come in.
BRIDGET
Nick, if my name's not on the guest list, then you can't come home.
Sound of mobile phone ringing
NICK
Hello? Oh! Hi!
Yup, that's right. I start on Friday. OK, baby! No probs. Leave it with me. Ciao! [Sound of sniggering/Nick clears throat]
My mum. She wants me to do some gardening for her.
NICK [Composing email]
Dan, guess what?! I've got a new job!
I'm a bouncer at Ice!
Oh, this club is very trendy, very exclusive!
NICK
I am the new man on the door at Ice!
NICK [Composing email]
Hey! When the girls see me on the door they won’t want to go in!
BRIDGET [Composing email]
Nick has got a job as a bouncer at Ice.
NICK
I - don't - like - your - face.
BRIDGET [Composing email]
If he doesn't get me on the guest list, he is in big trouble!
NICK
If your name's not on the guest list, then you can't come in.
Sound of puffing and panting
ANNIE
Hector, I just won... What are you doing?
HECTOR
Oh, just looking for a number.
ANNIE
Oh, I see.
Well, I just wondered if you wanted to share my chocolate with me before Bridget sees it.
HECTOR
Oh yeah! Great! Thanks.
Annie?
ANNIE
Huh?
HECTOR
Did I tell you about the time three people tried to fight me?
ANNIE
All at once?
HECTOR
Yup.
ANNIE
Really?
HECTOR
Uh-huh.
ANNIE
Oh, well, go on.
HECTOR
Well, three of them, they came at me...
ANNIE
Oh, you poor thing! And what did they want?
HECTOR
My sweets.
ANNIE
Oh. And how old were you?
HECTOR
Six.
ANNIE
And they were...?
HECTOR
Five, three and two.
ANNIE
Hector! Two years old! They were babies!
HECTOR
Yeah, but the Sanchez sisters were really tough!
ANNIE
Oh, Hector, you are sweet.
HECTOR
Annie.
ANNIE
Hmm?
HECTOR
Do you think I should be more macho?
ANNIE
Oh, Hector. You don't have to be a tough guy for me.
I love you just the way you are.
HECTOR
Oh, Annie.
ANNIE
Come on, let's eat this chocolate before Bridget finds it.
HECTOR
Oh, please, let me.
ANNIE
Oh. Oh! Ooh, you're so strong! Oh!
HECTOR
Ow!
ANNIE
What is it?
HECTOR
You are standing on my foot.
ANNIE
Wimp.
Sound of door shutting
HECTOR
Ah, hi, Nick.
NICK
Oh, hi. Hey, listen to this. "Bouncer of the month is Alex Smith who last year stopped 955 people from going into his club."
HECTOR
What is the name of the club?
NICK
Er, it doesn't say.
It shut down last week.
Not enough people were going there.
HECTOR
Nick.
NICK
Huh?
HECTOR
What is a wimp?
NICK
Huh! Well, it's not... Ha-ah-ah …
HECTOR
Annie just called me a wimp.
NICK
Yeah.
HECTOR
I want to be a tough guy, like you.
NICK
Huh?
HECTOR
Can you teach me? Please?
NICK
Of course. I was born like this, but I can try to help you, Hector, I can try.
HECTOR
Great. Why don't you show me how to be a bouncer.
NICK
At - it - tude.
HECTOR
At - it - tude?
NICK
Yeah, like this. "Are you looking at me?"
HECTOR
"Are you looking at me?"
NICK
"Are you looking at me?"
HECTOR
"Are you looking at me?"
NICK
Hey, great!
HECTOR
So who am I looking at when I say that?
NICK
Anyone who is looking for trouble.
HECTOR
Aha!
And how do I know they are looking for trouble?
NICK
You just know.
Look.
HECTOR
What is this?
NICK
Bridget's old toys!
HECTOR
What are they doing under your bed then?
NICK
I was looking after them for her.
Anyway, look, here, this is the club. "You - cannot - come in." "Let me in!" "Are you looking at me or chewing a brick, eh? 'Cause either way, you'll lose your teeth."
HECTOR
Huh?
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